Thursday, October 23, 2008

11 logics in our life...

how r u guys? i was a bit lazy lately...thats why i haven't post any entry in the blog...=p anyway, you know what? i have this 1 guy in my friendster list who i really admire many of the bulletins he posted...every of the posts (which i'v juz realize recently) were really enjoyable! how 'bout if i insert 1 of his posts here for u guys? lets check it out, okay..!=p

11 logics in our life

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

9. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking.

Friday, October 17, 2008

after days of quiet~


it's been quite a long time since my last post,
miss me?hihii~
i was having my interview this morning (actually it was yesterday as this article was posted the next day)=p

so,all this while i was busy preparing myself mentally n physically...
how were u doin'?
happy?sad?or as busy n nervous as mine?
well, whatever it is, i hope that you have a very beautifull day...even if there's problems popped-up, do manage it well and turn it into a positive'maybe it make you more mature and responsible in handling.....'or stuff like that...

hey, you know what?let me post you some jokes so it will brighten up your day...

men-women in the sleeping compartment

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

hired help

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''
The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''

Little Johnny Stands Up
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Having to Take a Whisper
Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''
The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''

Children's Games
A little boy runs into his house and asks, “Mom, can little girs have babies?”
The mom answers, “No, of course not.” The little boy runs outside, yelling, “It's ok, we can play the game again!”

Haunted Husband
A couple had been married for a long time, but could never get along very well. Many times, late at night, there would be screams and shouts from their house.
The old man often screamed these words at her in public, "I'm sick and tired of you! When I die, I will come out of my grave to haunt you!"
The old guy started practicing black magic. All the disappearances in the neighborhood of cats, dogs and people were blamed on him.
At the age of 80 the old guy died, and his wife put him in a casket. Later that night, she went to a bar and partied as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbor asked her, "Aren't you scared that the old guy will dig up and haunt you?"
The old lady calmly replied, "Eh, let him keep digging. I put the casket in the other way around."


so,how's that??having fun already?

next time i'll post you more jokes,ok!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

love drugs

you have your loved one's birthday coming up? or is it your anniversary day is just around the corner and yet you still haven't find a special gift for that special day? don't worry guys, what if you make a different surprise for this year's special event...? forget all the perfumes, shirts, clothes, frames, or any other plans which came across your mind since the past few days...n try this what so-called 'love drugs' you have any idea of what is the love drugs? you don't?its ok though, i mean, that why i'm here! to explain it to you, right...?hahaha,anyway,this idea was adapted from a Korea movie entitled ' A Millionaire First Love', with love drugs, you could make this present-to-be as a lifetime rememberance for him/her...

what you have to do 1st is by listing 100 reasons on why do you love that person...or why he/she is special to are some of the reasons of which i can share with you right now...but there're only 10, do find yourself the other 90 reasons,okay!=)

1. You’re my SWEETEST drug!
2. I don’t need to pretend to be HAPPY, it just happens~
3. When I walk out, you GRAB me back
4. Tears may drop, but you’re there to WIPE it away
5. In you, I found the other part of ME
6. Each time I think of you, BUTTERFLIES tangle in my stomach
7. You stay on the phone for HOURS even though there's nothing much to say
8. Sometimes, both of us are stubborn but you gave in FIRST
9. You used ‘WE’ instead of ‘ME’ =)
10. Regardless all the girls in your life, I’m your GIRL

okk,then there's only 3 simple ways to finish it up!

1. print those reasons on a colourful small sized papers...then you need to roll it...
2. buy yourself some softgel capsules at a pharmacy and fill them with the papers you've rolled before.
3. put 'em in a glass bottle, design your own label on the outside part of it just like a real medicine.

and now you are done!

come on, give it a try...your loved ones will certainly feel touched with the gift!

this is what you love drugs will look, what do you think?cool ha...=)

do you love someone this much?

We meet again..!!! This time I wanna share with u a story…

Now, the story goes~

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me…

In the paper the next day :

‘A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived…’

> The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know, afraid that she’ll feel scared. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die...

So, wut do you think?

Is it a tragical, sad story (of which we should feel sorry about), or it was just a stupid thing to do???

If you are in the boy’s shoe, will u do the same thing or…….

u tell me,okay!=)

Saturday, October 11, 2008

the treasure of borneo

hey, guys...for my 1st entry here, i would like to share with you some of the nature treasures which makes borneo 1 of the most top tourists site for their holiday vacations...who knows, maybe after reading this article and looking at the photos which i will insert below, you will be interested in making borneo as ur next holiday destination!

Sipadan, a so-called oceanic island of Malaysia is among of the islands in Borneo that has a facinating blue sea is so clear until you will feel amazed when seeing the coral reefs and other aquatic lives from the water surface. This island was formed by living corals growing on top of an extinct volcanic cone that took thousands of years to develop. Sipadan is located at the centre of one of the richest marine habitats in the world. More than 3,000 species of fish and hundreds of coral species can be found here.

Borneo is not only enchanting at its sea side, it is also has a heart-taking view up from its high lands. Mount Kinabalu was found to be the highest mountain in Southeast Asia that is located in Kinabalu National Park in the east Malaysia, the state of Sabah where it is also called as a World's Heritage Site. This mountain is believed to be sacred to the locals. They believe that the spirits of their ancesors inhabit the mountain top. During the olden days, a chicken will be sacrificed at the peak after a climb was made but today, this ceremony only happens once a year when seven chickens were sacrificed to please the spirits.

Significantly, Mount Kinabalu is also well-known worldwide for its tremendous largest flower in the world, Rafflesia which only can be found in the rainforest of Southeast Asia. Below are the photos of Rafflesia that i want to share with you...

<-- view from the inner part of the Rafflesia

the 'tajung simpang mengayau' which means the Nothernmost tip of Borneo is also 1 of the tourism site in Sabah. It is the tip point where Sulu and South China Sea mets. The picture below shows the meeting point.

Being in Danum Valley, also known as the Borneo Rainforest Lodge you will feel free and far away from the pollution and human habitations. It is an eco-resort rainforest jungle enriched with varieties of rare and endangered plants and wildlife species. You will certainly enjoy breath-taking view of its nature.

i guess thats all for time, i will post you another cool article, okay!stay tune, guys...!


hello...hellooo!!! hey there? it's my 1st post here...glad to be part of the bloggers world=)